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Q.1
1.A well-known all-Jewish soccer team in London is called:
The London Maccabi Lions
The Big Benyomins
The London Bridge Club
Q.2
Lebanon forbade the showing of a film by Lebanese director Ziad Doueiri because the Arab League complained:
The Jewish villain’s nose was too small.
The movie was partly shot in Israel.
An Israeli extra was spotted without any blood on his hands.
Q.3
A new Israeli invention for mothers allows them to:
Kvell remotely.
Feel guilty while they sleep.
Measure the amount of milk in their breasts.
Q.4
In a bid to appease the masses, the next Israeli shekel bills will feature:
A Sephardic Jew
Bar Refaeli
Quick and easy chicken recipes
Q.5
A Jewish day school student in Los Angeles will not have what dream fulfilled:
Going to the prom with a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, Kate Upton, whom he asked out on YouTube.
Tweeting about going to the prom with Kate Upton.
Spending the rest of his life talking about — oh yeah, — that time he went to the prom with Kate Upton.
All of the above!
Q.6
Hasidic stores in Brooklyn are in trouble with the New York City Commission on Human Rights for requiring patrons to:
Grow beards before they can enter.
Abstain from wearing low-cut dresses.
Take home a box of leftover shmurah matzo whether they like it or not.
Q.7
Bert Rosenbush Jr. is the only Jew who:
Is left in Demopolis, Ala.
TiVOs “My Big Redneck Vacation.”
Can remember where the Rosenbush family hid the afikomen in 1953.
Q.8
After being stung more than 200 times by sea urchins in 2010, famed gore film director Eli Roth recently suffered another ocean injury when:
An octopus bit his pinky.
A whale swallowed him whole.
A mermaid grabbed his penis.
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