Q.1
Israel’s President Shimon Peres sent Britain’s newest royal:
A baby suit embroidered, “From Israel, with love.”
A silver rattle filled with sesame seeds.
A bib that says, “Adonai Eloheynu, Save the Queen.”
Q.2
An analysis of the White Supremacist website Stormfront found it gets most of its Jewish news from:
Cryptic messages embedded in Paula Deen’s “Back in the Day Bakery Cookbook.”
Googling “Jews, feh” every morning.
The weekly newspaper, The Jewish Press.
Q.3
A new-ish biography of Allan Sherman is called:
“G’night, Muddah”
“Overweight Sensation”
“My Son, the Joke Slinger”
Q.4
In a move that is causing some to question Poland’s feelings toward its Jewish community, the country recently refused to rescind a ban on:
Kosher slaughter.
Two triangles superimposed upon each other, unless they line up exactly.
Any wine not stoppered with a “pork cork.”
Q.5
Ryan Braun, the Jewish slugger on the Milwaukee Brewers, has accepted suspension for the rest of the season, saying:
“I’m not perfect.”
“I feel like I could run 500 miles!”
“I thought they were allergy shots.”
Q.6
Maccabi USA, the American branch of the international sports movement, gives participants landing in Israel this, if they never had one before:
A bar or bat mitzvah
An “everything” pita
A bris
Q.7
Israel’s supermodel Bar Refaeli recently shared a photo of her kissing a girl. Before that, she also posted a picture of herself:
Wearing nothing but a bikini bottom and two challah rolls.
Wearing nothing but a bikini top and a strategically placed hamentaschen.
Wearing nothing but sneakers and Christian Louboutin shopping bags.