Q.1
An Israeli branch of the Coca-Cola Co. recently unveiled:
The longest Sabbath table ever.
The National Center for the Study of Burps.
Diabetes Land.
Q.2
Vermont Governor Peter Shumlin, who has Jewish heritage, has decriminalized:
Heavy Malaga drinking by anyone who can stand it.
Marijuana use.
Pastrami on white with mayo.
Q.3
A videotape of former British parliamentarian Patrick Mercer shows him saying that a female Israeli soldier looked like:
Chuck Norris, but scarier.
Chuck Norris, but prettier.
A bloody Jew.
Q.4
Which “Jewish” account was the copywriter Ginsberg asked to save on “Mad Men”?
Gold’s Horseradish
Manischewitz wine
The New York Times
Q.5
What plea did Israel’s education minister, Shai Piron, make on his Facebook page?
Please scale back on your proms.
Come paaaartay with me in Vermont!
Is there any way to permanently delete a photo from FB?
Q.6
Thousands of ultra-Orthodox men gathered in Lower Manhattan on Sunday, June 9, demanding:
More white shirts at Macy’s.
Hipsters in Brooklyn’s Williamsburg stop opening charcuterie stores every three seconds.
Religious freedom.
Q.7
Google has acquired what Israeli national treasure for 1.3 billion?
The Dead Sea Pens
The mapping company Waze
Moshe Dayan’s hummus recipe
Q.8
For their bar and bat mitzvahs, some Israeli kids have started getting:
Magan David Adom lifesaving classes as a gift.
Lifted on sofas instead of chairs.
Pimples.