Q.1
During a trip to the Jewish Museum and Centre of Tolerance in Moscow, Russian President Vladimir Putin did what?
Handed over Lubavitch manuscripts
Arrested the museum director
Complimented a docent's ring and then pocketed it as his own
Q.2
The Israeli Embassy in Japan unveiled its new mascot:
A giant, plush, egg-shaped parrot that’s holding an olive branch.
A giant, plush, tuna maki roll that squeals “L’chaim!” when you tickle it.
A giant, plush Toyota Camry whose horn toots “Hatikva.”
Q.3
In a landmark ruling that will help Ashkenazi women, the U.S. Supreme Court declared:
All grown children must visit their parents at least five times a year.
Human genes cannot be patented.
No one has the “best” brisket recipe.
Q.4
The oldest serving congregational rabbi in America, New York’s Sidney Kleiman, just died at age 100. At age 90 he:
Joined the Rockettes onstage for the hora.
Asked friends if they thought he’d make it to his next big birthday.
Finally told the president of the synagogue what he really thought of him.
Q.5
A Jewish camp in Colorado had to evacuate because of:
Forest fires.
A squirrel with an attitude.
Parents who refused to leave after visitors weekend.
Q.6
Barbra Streisand stepped off the plane in Israel carrying her:
Suitcase.
Dog.
Ego.